Stake Shifter Mugs

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Like Minded

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Eggshell blue

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'No. I haven't always been a lawyer.'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

The benefit of a joint geography and geometry degree.

"I am the change you all can be."

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'