Value Shifter Pillows

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"It all looks fine to me."

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Like Minded

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

On the Hanger

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

A Wrecked-angle.

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

Distilled Elephant