Loyalty Shifter Pillows

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'Everywhere that Mary went, I was sure to go. Now, I follow her son...'

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'