Loyalty Shifter Gifts

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Best friends without borders.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.