Loyalty Seeker Gifts

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City