Loyalty Challenger Gifts

You cheated on Laurel. With Darlene. What?! You fooled around with Darlene? No. Worse. Much worse. We played Xbox 360. Please tell me that's a filthy term I've never heard of. Hours of video games! I'm a cad!

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"You can always count on me."

Best friends without borders.

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"Are you a platinum card member?"