Loyalty Jugglers Pillows

"I can deal with the bi-racial and bi-lingual stuff, but one parent is a Mets fan and the other is a Yankee fan."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Children's Parties

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

"You can always count on me."

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Best friends without borders.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Complaining cricket wives

"I have been happily married... three times!"

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

Love chair

The Joy Of Txt...

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"It's not what you think."

'Sir, wife number two is on line one and wife number four is on line three ... or is it the other way around?'

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."