Loyalty Switchers Pillows

'Do you always root for your home town team?' 'No, I root for the visiting team when we're on the road.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

You've Got Mail

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

'That's Samuelson. He's been with the company since Day One!'