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Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Like Minded

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Eggshell blue

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

On the Hanger

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"We're looking toward the Paci?c Rim, Green?eld. What the hell are you doing?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"If you want a positive outlook, you're going to have to turn you chair around."

'We son't have any goal posts to move...I'm going to need your jackets...'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

A Wrecked-angle.

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

Distilled Elephant

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'