Home Rearranger Gifts

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

Ironing day.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

His and Hers Garage

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Untidy bedroom

Carpet Cleaner.

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

Irons In The Fire

Spring cleaning.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Stuff, More Stuff, Storage Space: Bookstore This Way/Art Supply Store This Way

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

His and Hers Draw Space

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

"Frank?"

"Laundry or composting?"