Tech Repurposer Gifts

'With the company's move to virtualization, the network hardware became obsolete. They let us keep it for the break room and they sold the furniture online.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Reuse it or lose it.

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

Recycling centre

Facial Recognition

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Spying Smart TV

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Deposit phones here

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"The Sunday New York Times — Shredded edition"

Too Much Information.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

"Don't throw it away when you're done. Repurpose, like I did."

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

'George is real handy. He made this table out of an old tractor tire.'

'The bean bag chair broke.'

Recycled Thoughts.

Meditation Center.

'It's from the council. Their waste support unit considers you a non-recyclable item.'