Tech Repurposer Gifts

'With the company's move to virtualization, the network hardware became obsolete. They let us keep it for the break room and they sold the furniture online.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

Reuse it or lose it.

Recycling centre

Facial Recognition

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Deposit phones here

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

"The Sunday New York Times — Shredded edition"

Too Much Information.

"Don't throw it away when you're done. Repurpose, like I did."

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

'George is real handy. He made this table out of an old tractor tire.'

Recycled Thoughts.

'The bean bag chair broke.'

'It's from the council. Their waste support unit considers you a non-recyclable item.'

"I can't believe we're wasting all this gift-wrapping paper."