Repurpose Advocate Gifts

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Climate Crisis

'I blame global warming!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

100% carbon neutral

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Government a la Carte

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"