Upcycle Advocate Gifts

Get your plastic bags repaired here 10p each.

Birthday Suit Alterations

The Environmentalist

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Queen of Upcycling!

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Not to mention the park view."

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pandora's boxes

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Green Trash

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

'Go on - they're organic!'