Furniture Fixer-upper Gifts

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

A granny with badly made self-assembly furniture.

'It's a thousand pities you had to miss those final weeks of your upholstery class.'

Bird builds birdhouse around himself.

Kitchen Table Issues

Chainsaw and Chair

The Upholstery Consultant

"There, that chair won't wobble again"

'Regarding the furniture, I blame the catnip and I'm entering rehab.'

'Here we go again, Mr Gloez, you are NOT a couch mechanic!'

Flatpack furniture: Invention of men hating feminists.

Meet my three pets

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"She does this when she's tired."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

DIY.

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'