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'The bean bag chair broke.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

Fumes from furniture

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

The Upholstery Consultant

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Chainsaw and Chair

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

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Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

'The sugar chest is original but the contents are artificial.'

Oh wow. Love your work.

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

'Here we go again, Mr Gloez, you are NOT a couch mechanic!'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

Kitchen Table Issues

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

Pneumatic seat raised through roof.

"It's full of woodworm, we breed them..."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."