Casual Recycles Gifts

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Queen of Upcycling!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Eco Princess

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated