Casual Recycles Gifts

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Queen of Upcycling!

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Eco Princess

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Food waste with recycling symbol

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"