Playful Recyclers Gifts

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Queen of Upcycling!

Selfie Stick

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Self-Made Man.

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

Green Industrial Revolution

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

Interactive Trashcan.

Recycled humor.

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

Scrap-Booking

"We couldn't recycle them, so this entire 3-season room is made of coffee pods."

No Ball Games in the Park

I'm going to the movies. What witless Hollywood excretion are you wasting your money on? An extremely thrifty one, nana. Really? It's a film based on reuse and recycling. Oh, right. The 13th remake of "Friday the Thirteenth." Is movie blood biodegradable?

grabbed by the bottle bank...