Fun-loving Recyclers Gifts

What's happened to my bike? We've recycled it!

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Reuse it or lose it.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

Recycling Centre

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you

'Did you find any clothes?'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Recycling Elevators

SOS of Garbage

Falling Rock Zone

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'