Recycling Joy Gifts

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

The Environmentalist

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Queen of Upcycling!

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Eco Princess

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Food waste with recycling symbol

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated