Witty Recycler Gifts

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Queen of Upcycling!

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

I keep taking him back because I'm a big believer in recycling

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

Cardboard, Paper, Comics.

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

Mechanics price list.

One Way/Two Ways.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Self-Made Man.

Scrapyard Worker

Al's Computer Salvage.

"Romance beckons, don't hold back, adventure awaits, Pisces in picture..."

Interactive Trashcan.

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

Kebab doner card

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

"That old computer we recycled in 1989 is now worth a fortune."

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."