Recycling Whiz Gifts

He was a real fan of recycling

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Dustbin monster.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Blue Jay sits in a nest made of earphone

Cut out and keep your own Cleaner.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"I can't for the life of me remember which recycling bin is which?"

'We all contribute something to the world... my contribution is toxic waste.'

Rose colored glasses.

Ace paper recycling

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

Confusion at the recycling centre.

Russian doll style wheelie bins

"The Sunday New York Times — Shredded edition"

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Paper, glass, metal, plastic, wood, cloth, organic chemicals, inorganic chemicals...

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

Recycled Garbage

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

"Not only do we not know how to turn it off, we also don't know how to dispose of it when it burns out."

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

Environmentalists Go Home

Kid to kid picking nose: 'That's not what's meant by 'going green'.'