Toxic Waste Whirlwind Gifts

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

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"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Urban Compost Heap.

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Ace paper recycling

The Last Straw

Fisherman catching rubbish.