Toxic Waste Whirlwind Gifts

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

We're polishing our brand.

'He's a structural engineer.'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Urban Compost Heap.

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"You have to admit...the Union makes a very convincing argument against toxic dumping."

"He was a real fan of recycling."

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Rose colored glasses.

Fisherman catching rubbish.

Ace paper recycling