Snacktime Warriors Gifts

Knights of the Coffee Table

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Hungry child

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Pull and all nighter...

The modern generation!

Parisian man eating pastries

Inactive wear store.

Boy defends his last fry.

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Game Addiction

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Doomed Food Group

'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

'Thank you for calling the Zepco mattresses hotline...'

Centurion with an empty plate.

"But I had to eat all the cookies. I'm in training for Halloween!"

"Did you folks enjoy your 'death by chocolate'?"

Snack Time

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine