Snack Time Storyteller Gifts

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Pull and all nighter...

Inactive wear store.

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Doomed Food Group

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Knights of the Coffee Table

"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Usher

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

Snack Time

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

Burger Discus

Book Burp

"I've found my soul mate!"

'I'm a marketing manager and I'm overweight because I can't resist the pie charts.'

It was a stupid idea to steal candy from the snack machine. I should have never got you involved.