Snack Time Humorist Gifts

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

Hot Dog... Flavored meat-like substances

"I'm going to do some gardening.Have you seen my ear protectors?"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"

"Read me that story that puts you to sleep so I can play in the internet."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'

'We'll both have the businessman's special.'

"Love makes the world go round?! What...for 30 seconds a month?!"

'The law is clear. The salami sandwich sits downwind from the bench.'

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

'A candy bar and cheese crackers? You call that a balanced lunch?'

"Some times you just got to know when to shut your blow hole."

A doctor falling asleep at a patients bed.