Snack Time Specialist Gifts

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Hungry child

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Pull and all nighter...

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Inactive wear store.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Food Pyramid

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

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Christmas Canapes

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Lady has a coffee break.

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits