Snack Time Champion Gifts

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Hungry child

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Pull and all nighter...

Inactive wear store.

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

Lady has a coffee break.

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Doomed Food Group

"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Usher

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

Snack Time

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

"Jogging back and forth to the refrigerator doesn't qualify as exercise."

"Get off the fridge Kitty. I'm blowing the doors open."

Burger Discus

"I've found my soul mate!"

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

'He gets all his exercise watching the sports channel.'

'I'm a marketing manager and I'm overweight because I can't resist the pie charts.'