Snack Time Superhero Gifts

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Pull and all nighter...

Parisian man eating pastries

Inactive wear store.

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Game Addiction

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Knights of the Coffee Table

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Supermarket customer types.

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

Snack Time

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

Usher

Caffeine-Free Kickstart Vending Machine

Burger Discus

"We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!"

15 Second Grocery Delivery

'I'm a marketing manager and I'm overweight because I can't resist the pie charts.'

"Slow down! Drive as if your kids are looking at their devices and not paying attention to traffic."