Snack Soloist T-Shirts

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Jewish Geometry

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Burger Discus

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Patisserie: He'll never know.

"Tasty and nutritious? Any five year old knows that's a contradiction in terms."