Snack Soloist T-Shirts

"Hey, that's your personal pan pizza. NO SHARING!"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Jewish Geometry

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"Hey, Jerky! You're standing in the middle of my entrée!"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

'I've coughed up more attractive things than this snack.'

Hi, mom. I see you've got your catalogs. Indeed. What vegetables shall I plant this year? Why should I care? It's your garden. True�But your front porch gets my surplus. Can you plant chips, cookies and ice cream? Tomato. Beans.

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

'Deep in the woods, the children came upon the most wondrous sight.'

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Burger Discus

'Not ME... I'm watching my cholesterol!'

"We should throw out this hummus. I think it's become radicalized."

"Man, I love roughing it out here...but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"