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"It's how he would have wanted to go."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

The Cud Food Guide

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

Warming hands over soup.

"Skunk! How is it?"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

101 Placenta Recipes

Accident

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)