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"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

The Cud Food Guide

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'MILK FIGHT!'

"Skunk! How is it?"

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

Warming hands over soup.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

101 Placenta Recipes

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Accident