Eco-friendly Racing Fans Pillows

Friends Of The Turf

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Formula One car origami

Smart Arse Meter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'I believe you were first.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Fast food

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

The Race

Dog Scalextric

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

Sprinting speeding ticket

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?