Eco-friendly Racing Fans Pillows

Friends Of The Turf

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Formula One car origami

Smart Arse Meter

Pig Trotter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'I believe you were first.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Fast food

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Dog Scalextric

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Tomorrow would be a lucrative day foe the Indianapolis Police Department.

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound