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Windfarm - Windbag

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

City Windfarms.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

HS2

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

A train's dining car is a diner.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

S**t Creek Halt

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Switchback Playground.

The Train to Nowhere

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station