Turban Enthusiast Gifts

Persian

The Vineyard

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Holiday cottage

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

They Always Say That

Musician

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

S**t Creek Halt

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

How do fish get to work?

Getting Closer

SF NO

Hackney-Coach Stands

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'