Turban Trendsetter Gifts

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Hair Crop Circle

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Merger at 28th and Lex

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Persian

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Cool bling bro!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

"Come at me, Bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'Does it say 'business class?''

"Help!!"

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

Man with spanner through his nose.

The Common-Spotted Tweeter.

"You have no idea how long it takes him to wash his hair."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'

'Leave it to the French! These shower-caps are made out of wool!?'