Turban Trendsetter Mugs

'He wears his spikes on the inside.'

Hair Crop Circle

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Merger at 28th and Lex

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Persian

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"Cool bling bro!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

'Does it say 'business class?''

"You have no idea how long it takes him to wash his hair."

Man with spanner through his nose.

"Help!!"

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

The progressive traveller, circa 3500 BC. . .

Swells discussing thier coats

'Leave it to the French! These shower-caps are made out of wool!?'