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Persian

The Vineyard

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Holiday cottage

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Musician

S**t Creek Halt

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Immigrating to the City

Hackney-Coach Stands

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

How do fish get to work?

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

The happy union of rail and trucking.

Tuba Music

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS