Vintage Camper Fan Gifts

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays,'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

public toilet in the woods

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

Charles de Gaulle

'Wheel technical support line.'

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

'Could you show me something in my price range.'