Vintage Camper Fan Gifts

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays,'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Best before 65 million BC.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Do you buy cars here?"

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

public toilet in the woods

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Elvis' autopsy

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Charles de Gaulle

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."