Footpath Fan T-Shirts

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I love you too, big guy."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Tunnel of love"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

'You've got lot toe!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'Are we ready to order?'