Foot-play Fan Mugs

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Clown Skis.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'You've got lot toe!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Centaur Sprinter

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"How was the play!"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Shoe Whore

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Happy Xmas

Street Musician

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Manager please give 10%

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'