Flying Carpet Aficionado Gifts

Can't you ever relax?

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'That was some varnish remover!'

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I said shag carpeting.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'No seat belts, dad?'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

Parking with Flying Carpets

Cross Platform.

'I got the raise!'

Flying carpets.

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Bird on Flying Carpet.

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

Office carpets,putting green type.

Brookstick Clamp

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

'Carpets' 'Try before you buy'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.