Flying Carpet Connoisseur Gifts

Flying Carpet

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'That was some varnish remover!'

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

'No seat belts, dad?'

'I got the raise!'

Parking with Flying Carpets

Cross Platform.

Indoor cat discovers glass.

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

Bird on Flying Carpet.

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Office carpets,putting green type.

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

'Carpets' 'Try before you buy'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

'I'd better not come in: My shoes could damage your brand new wooden floor...'