Floating Fan Gifts

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Bring your own inflatable.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I love you, you big fool."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Taking to the sky...

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

True Fly Fishing.

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Keep off the Square.

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

'She certainly was a good ship.'

The First Swim Ring

Yogic Flier / Flymo

"Come on in, the water's fine."

'There's a fly in my soup.'

Cheating Sperm