Fly Fan Mugs

'So, where do you see youself by June?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Biggest selling fly cereal on the market.

'Mr Blue Arsed Fly, please.'

"I still can't work out why the humans arrange this for us!"

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Bar flies

"Three more grisly murders downtown today with the identities of the victims still to be released. Over to Kevin at the scene for a swat analysis!"

"You need long-term goals. Where do you see yourself in 5-10 hours?"

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Derek's last selfie.

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Fly Space.

'Mi caca es su caca.'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

Fly Artist

"This script is a steaming pile of c**p. I love it!"

Waiter, there are three flies in my soup. I guess the chef likes you.

We're the same size, you idiot. We know you're on the wall listening to our conversation.

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Greenfingers.

Give quiche a chance!

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"