Seal Fans Prints

Seal Aerobic Classes.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Nuts to you, too."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Official Seal

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels