Seal Supporters Prints

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.

Behring Sea Fishing Rights

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Official Seal

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

'He's at this awkward teenage stage when your body doesn't grow evenly...'

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."