Seal Supporters Pillows

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.

Behring Sea Fishing Rights

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Official Seal

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Starfish doing the wave.

Seals on Wheels

'Mom, Dad, what do you mean, I'm adopted?'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."