Seal Sympathizer Pillows

'Of all the useless things: They're killing our babies to make fashionable fur coats!'

"Next show, stick to the routine, balance balls and jump out of the water: Why on earth did you try to tell jokes!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

Official Seal

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

'I spend my summers at the beach too, as well as my winters, springs and autumns...'