Seaside Supporters Prints

'I caught five jellyfish today...Five different flavours.'

Holiday time.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Things I love about Powell River...

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Starfish doing the wave.

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

No Shoes, No Service.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Sea-side - The bathing hour

'You suck milk out of your mum? That's disgusting!'

Punch has a smoking break.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."