Seaside Supporter Prints

Holiday time.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Things I love about Powell River...

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

No Shoes, No Service.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'